How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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