Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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