using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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