So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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