At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Life is so much better after having sex.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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