Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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