haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
