Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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