tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The best revenge is premature balding
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Will exercising make me less horny?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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