drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize