did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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