Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
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