Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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