That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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