she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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