i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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