'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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