We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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