I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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