All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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