Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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