so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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