Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Houston, we have a squirter
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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