I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sorry about my life...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
