It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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