Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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