I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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