I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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