somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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