there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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