It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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