Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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