this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
NoShamevember. You game?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
When are your genitals available?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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