I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
