Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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They took my balls.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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