We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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