it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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