Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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