whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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