Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
