absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Plan B is the new Plan A
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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