Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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