you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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