The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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