Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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