He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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