They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
wow bdsm is so cute
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