how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I think I just shit out all my problems.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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