girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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