White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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