Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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