Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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