talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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