Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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