he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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