i was rollin on her like bob the builder
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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