I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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