Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
