Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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